bowiehunts:

◆ —— QUENTIN TARANTINO MOVIE QUOTES STARTER PROMPTS.

• _{“What should we drink to, sir?”}
  
• _{“So, who are your three handsome escorts?”}
  
• _{“I’m a little surprised how tall you were in real life. I mean, you’re a little fellow, but not circus-midget little, as your reputation would suggest.”}
  
• _{“I love rumours! Facts can be so misleading, where rumours, true or false, are often revealing.”}
  
• _{“Just keep your fuckin’ mouth shut. In fact, why don’t you start practising, right now!”}
  
• _{“There’s a special rung in hell reserved for people who waste good scotch.”}
  
• _{“I’ve had a gun pointed at your balls since you sat down.”}
  
• _{“But you fucked her anyway?”}
  
• _{“There ain’t nothing you want to tell me before we get out of this car, is there?”} 
  
• _{“This you and me talking, is this like a lawyer-client thing, and you can’t repeat nothing I tell you?”}
  
• _{“Hey, keep your fucking mouth shut, all right? I mean it, not one fucking word!”}
  
• _{“You keep fuckin’ with me, you’re gonna be asleep forever.”}
  
• _{“What the fuck you doin’ knockin on the door like the god damn police? You wanna die?”}
  
• _{“Is she dead, yes or no?”}
  
• _{“God damn girl, you gettin’ high already?”}
  
• _{“Shut your raggedy-ass up, and sit the fuck down!”}
  
• _{“My ass may be dumb, but I ain’t no dumbass.”}
  
• _{“So, what does it feel like to kill a man with your bare hands? It’s a topic I’m very interested in.”}
  
• _{“That’s a pretty fucking good milkshake. I don’t know if it’s worth five dollars but it’s pretty fucking good.”} 
  
• _{“Nobody kills anyone in my store except me.”}
  
• _{“Any time of the day is a good time for pie.”}
  
• _{“It’s none of your business, mister!”} 
  
• _{“Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I’m in a transitional period so I don’t wanna kill you, I wanna help you.”} 
  
• _{“You lookin at something, friend?”} 
  
• _{“Tell that fuckin’ bitch to chill!”}
  
• _{“What’s more chickenshit than fucking with a man’s automobile? I mean, don’t fuck with another man’s vehicle.”}
  
• _{“This is not my fuckin’ problem, man!”}
  
• _{“I think I cracked a rib.”} 
  
• _{“I hate to shatter your ego, but this is not the first time I’ve had a gun pointed at me.”} 
  
• _{“I thought you said you were gonna be cool. Now when you yell at me, it makes me nervous. And when I get nervous, I get scared. And when motherfuckers get scared, that’s when motherfuckers accidentally get shot.”}
  
• _{“Did you ever hear the philosophy that once a man admits that he’s wrong that he is immediately forgiven for all wrongdoings?”}
  
• _{“Oh, man, I will never forgive your ass for this shit. This is some fucked-up repugnant shit.”} 
  
• _{“If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions.”} 
  
• _{“Well, let’s not start sucking each other’s dicks quite yet.”}
  
• _{“I’m pretty fuckin’ far from okay.”} 
  
• _{“Say ‘what’ again. Say ‘what’ again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more God damn time!”} 
  
• _{“English, motherfucker, do you speak it?”}
  
• _{“I’m gonna fuckin’ die! I’m gonna fuckin’ die!”}
  
• _{“Hey, I’ve changed my mind. Shoot this piece of shit, will ya?”}
  
• _{“Motherfucker, I’m trying to watch ‘The Lost Boys’!”}
  
• _{“Was that as good for you as it was for me?”}
  
• _{“You wanna fuck with me? I’ll show ya who you’re fuckin’ with!”}
  
• _{“If I was a butt cowboy, I wouldn’t even throw you to the posse.”}
  
• _{“Excuse me for not being the world’s biggest Madonna fan.”}
  
• _{“Let me tell you what ‘Like a Virgin’ is about. It’s all about a girl who digs a guy with a big dick. The entire song. It’s a metaphor for big dicks.”}
  
• _{“Are you gonna bark all day little doggie? Or are you gonna bite?”}
  
• _{“You almost killed me! Asshole! If I knew what kind of a guy you were, I never would’ve agreed to work with you!”}
  
• _{“What the fuck are you talking about?”}
  
• _{“I don’t wanna kill anybody. But if I gotta get out that door, and you’re standing in my way, one way or the other, you’re gettin’ outta my way.”}
  
• _{“You keep talking like a bitch, I’m gonna slap you like a bitch.”}
  
• _{“Listen kid, I’m not gonna bullshit you, all right? I don’t give a good fuck what you know, or don’t know, but I’m gonna torture you anyway, regardless.”}
  
• _{“Let me get this straight: you don’t ever tip?”}
  
• _{“You kill anybody?”}