"...and on that day, he faltered"

INDEPENDENT HIDAN + SELECTIVE

sukebang:

     ❝listen. you’ve got two options right now; you can leave or i can shoot you.❞

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     ❝i don’t care either way. it’s entirely up to you.❞  

” pft, whatever you do doesn’t matter to me. “

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“ so go ahead, shoot me. see what happens.”

Hidan: 'Kuzu, come pick me the fuck up. Got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section.

sukebang:

      ❝…how was i supposed to know you didn’t have shit? y’don’t look poor. i thought you might have a couple bucks at least.❞

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     ❝if you don’t have anything, then get outta here. before i change my mind.❞ 

“ don’t think you can toss me aside so easily! “

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“you’re not gonna get away after trying to pull a fast one on me. “

sukebang

“ before you corner someone, shouldn’t you at least make sure they have something you can actually take? “

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“ or do you always rob the penniless? “

arcadianflowers:

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         “I–I’m sorry—” She’s not good with confrontation when she was just trying to be helpful. She blinks– really? She didn’t even notice– but then again, she totes around 100+ pounds of dirt for fun most days. “It didn’t seem that heavy to me—”. Maybe a bit top heavy, at least.

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not heavy, huh? “  he eyes her, a little glint in his vision.  that’s worth noting - he’s never been one to shun the idea of a strong woman, but jesus.  “ you must be tankin’ some serious biceps under those long sleeves. “   

undyingblossoms

“ listen, short-stack, i don’t mean to rain on your parade.. “

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“ but there’s no way you can beat me at arm wrestling. “

birbbutt-deactivated20160113 sent: gives ur face kisses all over with all of my mouths <3
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to be drenched in the sweet juice of your saliva is a gift from jashin himself

arcadianflowers:

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             She drops it, “I’m sorry– I was just picking it up to hand back to you!!!” 

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admittedly, he shouldn’t have shouted, but then again, she shouldn’t have touched his scythe.

then keep a hold of it, for god’s sake!  i can’t believe you could even lift it at all, this thing weighs a ton. “